07/22/2005: Yuk o'the Day:
From an email correspondent....
The Difference between male and female friendship: A married woman spends the night with her lover, and the next day tells her husband that she slept over at a friend's house. He calls his wife's ten best friends and not one of them knows a thing about it. On the other hand, a married man spends the night with his lover, and the next day tells his wife that he slept over at a friend's house. She calls her husband's ten best friends and eight of them verify that he really did sleep over at their house while the other two claim he is still there!
Len on 07.22.05 @ 07:27 AM CST