07/08/2005: This Breaking News: Chief Justice William Rehnquist has not resigned.
Or at least none of my breaking news sources are informing me that he has.
But I see this has the potential to be the "Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead" of summer, 2005. I'd consider running with it myself, just to try to get some sort of claim for it being my original idea, but Karen would probably castigate me for making Yet Another Remake of a Hoary Old 70's Joke.
But hey, when I see a fad, I jump on that sumbitch.
Len on 07.08.05 @ 06:25 PM CST