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08/13/2005: Presidential Handbook™

For those of you disparaging Mrs. Sheehan’s request to meet (yet again) with the President; I’d refer you to the Presidential Handbook™ [Citizenship Rule: 81(a) – 3.036 at page 4,766.] which clearly points out – “When the President uses an entire Year to meets with every valid Citizen of the U.S. [approx July 2005 figure = 295,734,134 citizens], Each Citizen will get NO More than their allotted Time." (Approximately 1.0670708 Seconds per Citizen.)

Everyone knows that Dumbya, having met with 16 families of deceased service men for approximately 10 minutes one day in 2004 at a rate of 18.75 seconds per person, is WAY beyond the national quotient of Presidential time allotted to any ONE Citizen. And, furthermore, having yet another 5 week Presidential vacation this year (cause he be “working HARD…it’s HARD work, ya know”) – only cuts down that 1.0670708 figure per citizen even further for 2005!!

So, take heart, Our Fearless Leader is only following Strict National Protocol and is unwilling to allow Mrs. Sheehan to unfairly be a Presidential TIME HOG by requesting YET another meeting in 2005. Mrs. Sheehan has used up ALL her Presidential Face-2-Face time per year until approximately the year 2021. (Whereupon I am sure GW will pencil her in for yet another allotted 1.0670708 seconds per Citizen.)

However: I'll gladly give her my 1.0670708 seconds for the next 562 years so she can have 10 minutes to speak to Dumbya. [I've seen the *humorous* video of his "mock" Commander-in-Chief search for WMD's under the podium and banquet tables as he sipped Champagne and enjoyed the swell food and Chi-CHi company of his elitist buddies -- Even as he's sent younger men to DIE for these weapons. So, I certainly know I wouldn't EVER want to speak to him myself!!]

Anybody else out there want to donate their allotted Seconds to Mrs. Sheehan? So she can qualify for a meeting with GW this year? I am sure she can think of things to say during that extra time.

Karen on 08.13.05 @ 08:49 AM CST

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