04/26/2005: The Neorest...
Now I’m NOT particularly into bathroom humor, but since the Prestigious “People Magazine” (April 25) had this as its “Quote of the Week”—How could I resist as a long-late follow up to Len’s post about “toilet seats’ you don’t want to own. (Post is "lost" in the previously Vicious Internets Eaten DBV archives - But maybe Len knows where it is.)
And, besides, using this high tech model…you’ll never have to worry about that Dear Abby(TM) quandary of Does the Roll of paper go into the holder feeding over the top or under?
For a mere $5,200 you too can own your very own Neorest High-Tech Toilet – Billed as the "Robotic toilet - personal cleansing system."
Why, bust my buttons, even Will Smith endorses this puppy in People Mag:
”They are amazing. They’re toilet paper free…it’s warm too, so, it’s beautiful.”
And that's from the "Beautiful people." :-)
Karen on 04.26.05 @ 04:28 PM CST