I’ve been following the “Cookie Monster” make over ploy to substitute real, healthy food for those ubiquitous “Cookies” (now called “Sometimes Food”) because, Hey, I’ve lived on Sesame Street for years (times three kids) and old habits do die hard…
But the best one of the bunch has got to be Dalton’s Ross’ “Hit List” for the week of April 22 in Entertainment Weekly:
”COOKIE MONSTER TO CUT DOWN IN SUGARY TREATS…Sellout! It’s not like you even have teeth, so what the hell are you worried about? You’re a Monster, for crying our loud – live a little!
SAMONELLA OUTBREAK LINKED TO CONTAMINATED TOMATOES. See, you don't get that from cookies!
Karen on 04.17.05 @ 03:39 PM CST