06/16/2005: How does my name get on these lists?
Today's "Fun with the Spam Folder" entry: an email with the subject line, "Pill to improve cum flavour".
This is depressing. Depressing because, frankly, the flavour (or flavor, if you prefer) of my...um... secretions is a matter of pressing interest to..... nobody.
Though it does bring back a few memories of when I was in graduate school, and had enough time that I could maintain a presence on USENET, including several newsgroups in the alt.sex.* hierarchy. I think it was in alt.sex proper, back in 1995 when we had a very interesting discussion of the effect of various foods and beverages on the flavor of semen.... Supposedly, regularly drinking Dr. Pepper is supposed to make one's man juices quite flavorful (I have to confess here that all my information on this question is, at minimum, third hand....).
Any of our enterprising readership who wants to draw up a research protocol can get in touch with me privately. I might have a few connections that might get us some grant money. All I want is credit as prime investigator and lead author; I'll even let someone else on the research team have all the fun (after all, someone on this project needs to remain detached...).
Len on 06.16.05 @ 08:27 AM CST