06/04/2005: Selachophobia Horoscopes???
The Onion has posted this Funnie about Your Horoscope:
Cancer: (June 22—July 22)
The great white shark is brutally tenacious in pursuit of its prey, as you will discover after changing your name and moving to land-locked San Antonio.
Scorpio: (Oct. 24—Nov. 21)
A combination of mistakes involving geography, bravado, and making promises while drunk will soon result in you going over Sioux Falls in a barrel.
Gee…and I HAD other plans this summer. DRAT!!! And damn those Unlucky Stars!!! LOL
[Hat Tip to David Chalmers at fragments of consciousness.]
Karen on 06.04.05 @ 06:35 AM CST