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04/29/2005: 2005 Interview of the Year

Finally-- Since Oh, About January or maybe February I've been waiting for faf's Interview of the Year over at fafblog -- Well, faf's finally been able to secure the ulitmate interview with that Titilator of Democracies everywhere, that Heavy Weight Paper Edition of Legalisms; that Behemoth of Parchments and National Treasure in our very own United States of Amer-Ric-kha:

The Constititution of the United States.

Some of you may remember this posted exchange where I had mentioned this to faf (us being "buds" an all):
Hmmm...exigent presidential contingencies notwithstanding... maybe you ought to schedule an interview with the Constitution and see what it's considered opinion might be for fafblog.

I forgot to mention...I understand the Constitution is currently between gigs...having completed the shooting schedule of it's recent film debut in "National Treasure" and the brief guest-celebrity appearance in the History Channels' bio of Ben Franklin.

However (as is clear from this blog rumor about Cows and the Constitution) you might want to get this interview in quickly before the Constitution considers relocating to Iraq:


Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our
government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago,
right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. And
they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to
locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe
we should give them all a cow.

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why
don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart
guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.

faf had e-mailed me (Oh, So, long ago):
"We been real busy. The phone at Fafblog News Central has been ringin
off the hook for days OEBookend (do you mind if we call you
OEBookend?). "COPY!" the boy who only goes copy goes. "PRESS!" the boy
who only goes press shouts back. They confront each other. Weapons are
drawn! A fight in the chamber! Grizzled old men with missin eyes an
gold teeth pop out throw down bets. A rooster is produced, it is set
upon by a dog, there are clones everywhere! There is blood on the
warehouse floor an the rooster eats the dog just like everybody was
expectin but it's still mighty sad.


Man, the constitution's a total prima donna. It needs ferns in the
green room, it needs its own brand a water, you can't ask it about its
addiction to Valium, you gotta interpret the Fourteenth Amendment to
exclude equal protection for gays. Arrangin this interview is a real
pain. But we're gettin there."

But, despite all these Obstacles, faf was able to Deliver. So, click on the link and go to fafblog and find this Interview of the year GEM. LOL

Karen on 04.29.05 @ 02:58 PM CST

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