01/01/2006: Thought for the Day:
Edmund, Lord Blackadder: Look, there's no need to panic. Someone in the crew will know how to steer this thing.
Captain Redbeard Rum: The crew, milord?
Edmund: Yes, the crew.
Rum: What crew?
Edmund: I was under the impression that it was common maritime practice for a ship to have a crew.
Rum: Opinion is divided on the subject.
Edmund: Oh, really? [starting to get the picture]
Rum: Yahs. All the other captains say it is; I say it isn't.
Edmund: Oh, God! Mad as a brush.
Len on 01.01.06 @ 07:48 PM CST