10/24/2005: Link o'the Day: Turtle Pr0n...
Josh Schulz has all the luck. Back in the day, when I took my daughter to the zoo, all we got to see was an elephant pissing (to which my daughter, then about 2 or so, said, "Mommy, that elephant needs a diaper"). When Josh takes his daughter to the zoo, he gets to see (and take pictures of) turtles screwing.
There is nothing funnier at the zoo then turtles having sex. Nothing. Ever. The highlights are many and varied:I was seriously tempted to post Josh's picture of the inhuman spectacle here, but I won't deprive him of the hits. For a good laugh, go see it for yourself.
They make a weird noise. Itís like a honk every minute or so, just out of the blue: ďhonkĒ.
They donít appear to move. Except every once in a while they twich. Then itís back to standing pretty much still. And it takes forever.
Len on 10.24.05 @ 07:01 AM CST