09/29/2005: Thought for the Day:
There are a lot of boring people out there and most of them talk loudly on their cell phone. Business calls: A device used to let the people around them know they have a job. And I can always tell by the nature their circular conversation about nothing, that they are expendable. I die of boredom listening to anyone checking into the office. I was in an airport waiting area the other day and I was literally dying of boredom listening to people talking about how a proposal is shaping up and whether to use chrome or puter for the samples. It was an assault. What flesh was left on my body, after being blown away by their boringness, I picked up and carried onto the plane just so it could melt from the boredom of sitting with the same fucking people for 3 hours. So, I'm offering my Emily post version of what a check into the office should sound like. (guy on phone) -- John here.... Bitchin', I have a total hard on for this project.... Well tell her she can kiss my fucking grandma's kooch.... No what I want is three fingers up my ass, but I'll settle for you getting that report over to Tim by the time I'm done jerking off in the bathroom of this Mcdonald's.... I hope he dies of Cancer.... Great, have a good weekend (click) (scene). I am aware that calling someone boring is a value judgment, but so is calling someone alive or breathing if you want to get metaphysical.
Len on 09.29.05 @ 07:31 AM CST