09/23/2005: Living at Dennis Hastert Corner...
How could I resist this GEM of a funnie by Corey Anderson:
"Speaker of the House takes to carrying kittens around in an effort to boost Republican poll numbers.
"In the face of sagging poll numbers, Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert has begun traveling everywhere with a box of newborn kittens. Hastert hopes their little cries and crazy antics will distract reporters from confronting him on issues regarding the deficit, Tom Delay, no-bid Halliburton contracts, Valerie Plame, Iraq, the Social Security overhaul, and the slow response to Hurricane Katrina.
This is the speaker's second box of kittens.
He lent the first box to Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist and they were never heard from again."
Karen on 09.23.05 @ 01:30 PM CST