09/21/2005: Gem o'the Day:
The best part, though, was that I had an unobstructed view of the student entrance. The Vandy frat dudes have apparently embraced the following uniform: shirt and tie, suit coat, tennis shoes, and shorts. I shit you not. A suit with shorts. All the girls were wearing tropical, strapless dresses. Accordingly, the frat dudes and sorority chicks all looked uniformly alike. It was like March of Penguins, but instead of a baby hidden in a pouch, there was a little flask of Jim Beam a back pocket.
--Mr. Roboto, on attending a Vanderbilt University football game
Len on 09.21.05 @ 08:55 PM CST