02/25/2005: Eyeing that six-pack for this weekend? Think again, guys.
As a plain text item, this has been making the rounds in email for a while. Kudos to the genius who thought of making a faux news article out of it.
Credit: an associate who has better sense than to want his name publicly linked with mine. :-)
Len on 02.25.05 @ 01:03 PM CST