05/29/2004: Thought for the Day:
Undignified Ways to Die
Skin diving with gas tanks you stole from a dentist.
Renting a basement apartment in Venice.
Wearing clown shoes while walking through a minefield at night.
Getting a life-sized tattoo of someone your height.
Mistaking a python for your favorite tie.
Hang gliding at night on the Fourth of July.
Having a bowling ball dropped on your head.
Mooning some cannibals who haven't been fed.
Teasing some Scots for wearing their kilts.
Approaching a chopper while walking on stilts.
Swimming with sharks in a suit made of meat.
Flashing yourself to a hippo in heat.
Slapping the head of a bald drunken sailor.
Telling your date's burly dad, "Five bucks says I nail her."
Len on 05.29.04 @ 09:51 AM CST