05/04/2004: And now: The Church for all good Memphians
The First Church of Jesus Christ, Elvis
The "Sacred Heart of Elvis" at the top of the page is worth the price of admission all by itself, I think.
I am constrained to think that the First Church of Jesus Christ, Elvis may be heretical. Right underneath the Sacred Heart of Elvis is this quote:
"For unto you is born this day in the city of Memphis a Presley, which is Elvis the King."
Um, guys..... Elvis the King was born unto us in the town of Tupelo, not the city of Memphis. We just adopted him.
I wonder how the First Church's scriptural literalists are going to squirm out of that one?
Len on 05.04.04 @ 04:07 PM CST