Dark Bilious Vapors

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10/29/2004: Bush picks up endorsements!!!!


From General J.C. Christian, Patriot:

Our Leader picks up key endorsements

Here's what the world's most influential men are saying about Our Leader:

1. Iranian Mullahs
Nine out of ten radical Islamist theocrats prefer Our Leader to The Pretender. "Hey," noted one ayatollah, "get rid of the cross and he's just a regular Hosni like me!"

2. John "The Ferret" Staluppi,
Mafia Wiseguy
"W's medical savings accounts are the best thing since the Teamster's Pension Fund."

3. Al Qaeda
"He's our greatest recruiter ever. We don't even have to offer toasters anymore"

4. Czar Vladimir the Horrible,
"President," Union of Capitalist Kleptocratic Republics
"He's my guy. I thought I knew gulags, but this guy is a regular Beria."

5. Mahathir Mohamad,
Malaysian Prime Minister
"He's no Jew."

6. Sen. Zell Miller,
crazy racist
"Sure I support him. We share a special bond because Jesus yells 'KILL, KILL, KILL' inside our heads twenty-four hours a day."


Len on 10.29.04 @ 11:51 AM CST



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