09/17/2004: Alert the Press!!! Airport security still lax!!!!
On a flight from New York to Los Angeles, former member of the Phoenix Foundation, Angus MacGyver, foiled airport security by building a bomb out of a barf bag, a fork and a cologne sample from the in-flight magazine.
MacGyver made the bomb on camera for a Channel 7 Action News investigation entitled "Terror in the Skies", which showed how lax security still is at our airports.
After completing the bomb MacGyver stood up and said, "You are all safe, but I just made a bomb." Several First Class passengers armed with complimentary loofah sponges then beat him senseless. After regaining consciousness, MacGyver defused the bomb by eating a candy bar.
Action News reporter, Tom Dangernow, said, "Our skies are at risk until all passengers are forced to fly naked and handcuffed without seats or paper products. If a former Special Forces agent with extensive training can make a bomb with everyday materials, just think what an average terrorist with no training could do. It's chilling."
Len on 09.17.04 @ 12:18 PM CST