Dark Bilious Vapors

But how could I deny that I possess these hands and this body, and withal escape being classed with persons in a state of insanity, whose brains are so disordered and clouded by dark bilious vapors....
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09/10/2004: Geek pick-up lines....

just in time for my weekend. :-)

Geek Pick-up Lines
11. Tell me of this thing you humans call... [dramatic pause here] love.
10. If you turn me down now, I will become more drunk than you can possibly imagine.
9. They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.
8. Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
7. What's a nice girl like you doing in a wretched hive of scum and villany like this?
6. You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable.
5. My 'up-time' is better than BSD.
4. I can tell by your emoticons that you're looking for some company.
3. Is that an iPod mini in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.
2. Want to see my Red Hat?
1. If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.

Credit: BBSpot

Len on 09.10.04 @ 10:43 AM CST

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on Friday, September 10th, 2004 at 11:42 PM CST, roboto said

11 is robot suitable. Better than an old gag that Captain T and I used to run, where I dance the robot in front of girls and he exclaims "Is he a MAN or MACHINE?!?"

I actually like 9.

on Saturday, September 11th, 2004 at 10:04 AM CST, Len Cleavelin said

Hmmmmmm... the Man-Machine....

What are the odds that Roboto is a Kraftwerk fan?

If you try No. 9 let me know how it works...

on Sunday, September 12th, 2004 at 12:39 AM CST, roboto said

Ah, maybe I haven't discussed my theories on "lines" enough over at TNF. I never use declaratory lines, only interrogatory lines.

on Sunday, September 12th, 2004 at 12:42 AM CST, roboto said

So, that eliminates all but a couple of the above lines. Unless it's a question-line, you have to be ready to have something witty to follow up with (or dodge them throwing a drink in your face, depending on how lewd the line is).

on Friday, February 4th, 2005 at 6:33 PM CST, phentermine said

on Friday, February 4th, 2005 at 6:34 PM CST, phentermine said

on Friday, February 4th, 2005 at 6:38 PM CST, phentermine said

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