06/14/2004: Bad Joke of the Day:
From an email correspondent (aren't just about all of them?):
An elderly woman wobbled her way into a sex shop, approached the counter and, holding on to it for support, she asked the clerk, "Dddooo youuuu ssssssell dddddiilllldosss?" Trying hard not to break out laughing, the clerk replied, "Yes, ma'am, we do. Actually we have quite a variety of different models." She asked, "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy aaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt tttwoo inchesss ththiickk?" The clerk responds, "Yes, we do." "Ddddooo yyoooouuuu knnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe fffuuccckkkinggg ttthingggg offffff?"
Len on 06.14.04 @ 07:20 AM CST